When some Chicago-based Grouponstumers (the formal term for Groupon customers, colloquially known as “Groupies”) approached us earlier this year about sponsoring their volleyball team, we told them we’d do it — but they must be vicious killers. They must cheat and bite their way to the top. They must desecrate the competition, resorting to personal smears if necessary. Or, they must wear our schwag.
“Spiked Punch” are currently in 37th place with 2 wins and 3 losses, and while fans are blaming it on their poor choice of a sponsor, we know that if they’d just taken our advice and bitten more people, they would have an undefeated record — even if that meant getting disqualified in the first game. Check out their schedule if you’re in Chicago and you’d like to catch one of their two final games.
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