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What are G-oodies?

G-oodies (pronounced "Gah udies") are things we periodically send to Groupon Reward members who buy Groupons. Our intention is to send one per day, but we also intend to abandon that intention a couple of days from now.

Beanbag Chair & Case of Doritos

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To thank David L. of Chevy Chase, MD for purchasing yesterday’s Daily Deal we’re sending him a Pear Sueded Corduroy Jumbo Beanbag Chair and a case of Doritos.  Measuring an impressive 41 inches in diameter, this jumbo size model comes fully assembled with a soft suede exterior and clean corduroy finish.  And, because this beanbag is easy to clean, David can use it to wipe off his hands after he polishes off his case of Doritos.

Pillow Tie

To thank Kurt M. of Indianapolis, IN for buying yesterday’s Groupon we’re sending him a Pillow Tie, the only name in men’s inflatable fashion.  With a hidden valve and easy to inflate pocket, Pillow Tie is America’s leading cause of work related naps.

Star Wars Stormtrooper Helmet

Congratulations Antoinette K. of Chicago, IL!  To thank you for purchasing yesterday’s Daily Deal we’re sending you a Collector’s Edition Star Wars Stormtrooper Helmet.  Officially licensed by Stars Wars and fashioned out of vinyl, this helmet boasts a white matte coating, detailed molding, and smoked lenses for added awesomeness.

Click ‘n Dig Smart Key Finder

Because Krystle A. of Seattle, WA purchased yesterday’s Daily Deal she will never lose her keys or wallet again!  That’s because we’re sending Krystle the Click ‘n Dig! Key Finder Wireless RF Item Locator Remote Control.  Weighing only 4 ounces and boasting a 60-foot range, this item locator is the perfect marriage of practicality and power.  And, because the Click ‘n Dig is outfitted with double-sided adhesive tape, it can attach to anything you may lose; like the TV remote or a confused grandparent.

New World Italian Dictionary

For purchasing yesterday’s Daily Deal we’re sending Lisa J. of Brooklyn, NY Webster’s New World Italian Dictionary.  Great work Lisa!  Covering more than 100,000 words and phrases, this dictionary is perfect for a trip to Italy or sounding impressive on a first date.

Swim Center Lounge Pool

We’re proud to send Susan S. of Owings Mills, MD the Intex Swim Center Family Lounge Pool.  A feat in inflatable pool engineering, this family lounge pool boasts 4 backrest equipped seats, 2 drink holders, and 10 gauge seats for added style and comfort.  To ensure that Susan is covered even after the most riotous of family pool parties; Intex has included an additional repair patch.

Groupon Headband

We’re going to send the first 500 Groupon subscribers in the United States that fill out their information here, a Groupon headband.  That’s right, today’s G-oodie could go to you! We’re giving up to 500 different people each one headband. These one-size-fit most headbands are 80% cotton-20% nylon for maximum comfort and stretch. With these fashionable black headbands, you can get your Groupon-on! Hurry, supplies are limited to the first 500 subscribers who respond today.

Inflatable Smiley Face Chair

Helen S. of Charlotte, NC can relax in style with this giant smiley face inflatable chair. Made of heavy weight, thick durable plastic, this 36″ x 36″ chair will not leak air. Perfect for travel and funky rooms.

Go Fish Card Game

Emily L. of Falls Church, VA can “GO FISH!” with this sturdy box of 48 playing cards. The classic Go Fish card game has a bold new look with fun and modern art. For 3 to 6 players, ages 3 years and older.

Casabella Waterstop Gloves

Patricia Y. of Indianapolis doesn’t have to worry about her freshly manicured nails with these Casabella Waterstop Gloves. This medium pair of 100% latex gloves allows hands to “breath.” With a comfy cotton flock lining and a cuff that catches liquids, these gloves are great for dish washing, car washing, oven cleaning, and other chores.